1.  “Fluctuate? You make it sound like I’m retaining water. I’ve gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what’s happening to me?” – Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause

2.  “Don’t ever say hickory honey ham again.” – Nora Krank, Christmas with the Kranks

3.  “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” – Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation

4.  “I’ve had a really lousy Christmas, you’ve just managed to kill my New Year’s, if you come back on Easter- you can burn down my apartment.” – Lucy, While You Were Sleeping

5.  “Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!” – Jack Frost, Jack Frost