1.  “Mister, you can say anything you want about me. I’m gonna have to ask you not to talk about my horse that way.” – Frank Hopkins, Hidalgo

2.  “My parents are still together, which proves that love isn’t just blind, it’s bloody stupid.” – Peter Colt, Wimbledon

3.  “Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose.  Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?” Dave Buznik, Anger Management

4.  “Everybody thinks they’re gonna get a chance to punch some Nazi in the face in Normandy, but those days are over. They’re long gone.” – Lt. Burnett, Behind Enemy Lines