1.  “She doesn’t get eaten by the eels at this time.” – The Grandfather, Princess Bride

2.  “I’ve always been considered an as***** for about as long as I can remember. Uh, that’s just my style. But I’d really feel blue if I didn’t think you were going to forgive me.” - Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums

3.  “Don’t dilly-dally there, pretty lady. We’re all gonna be down here talking about you.” – Ben Stone, The Family Stone

4.  “Listen closely. I’d like to help you but I can’t. I’d like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on… Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X… on the third floor, but I can’t.” – Bob, The Incredibles

5.  “Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame?” – Penny, O Brother, Where Art Thou?