1.  “You can’t handle the truth!” – Col. Jessep, A Few Good Men

2.  “What’s the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?” – Nicholas Angel, Hot Fuzz

3.  “I ordered a muffin… But I think they gave me a small planet.” – Dan, Dan in Real Life

4.  “Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire/Rod Tidwell, Jerry Maguire

5.  “But all the kids are battin’ up their hair now, hon.” – Wilbur Turnblad, Hairspray

6.  “Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.” – Chad Feldheimer, Burn After Reading