1. “Am late, with mad hair, and can barely breathe in scary knickers.” – Bridget, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

2. “Will! Where is my play? Tell me you have it nearly done! Tell me you have it started. You have begun?” – Henslowe, Shakespeare in Love

3. “Bert, it’s been a long day. Take two aspirin and insult me in the morning.” – Martin Ellingham, Doc Martin

4. “It’s right up there with my father’s funeral for sheer entertainment value.” – Charles, Four Weddings and a Funeral