1. “I’ve successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want?” – Tony Stark, Ironman 2

2. “I have a cow and I sew. How’s that for ‘hard to relate to’?” – Graham, The Holiday

3. “I pledge allegiance… to the band… of Mr. Schneebly… and will not fight him… for creative control… and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.” – Dewey Finn, The School of Rock

4. “Please sir, I want some more.” - Oliver Twist