1. “Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80′s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80′s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” – Olive, Easy A

2. “This is our moment to shine, to show them what we’re made of!” — “In my case it’s a rare metal called afraidium. It’s yellow, tastes like chicken… Buck-ah!” – Rodney and Fender, Robots

3. “Because I’m your nuclear deterrent. It’s working. We’re safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can’t have it. But I did you a big favor. I’ve successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want?” – Tony Stark, Iron Man 2

4. “It’s a gift. And a curse.” – Adrian Monk, Monk