1. “It’s all over the papers! It beats me how they get it into print so quickly.” — “They make it up, Hastings.” – Captain Hastings and Hercule Poirot, Poirot “The Adventure of the Western Star”

2. “How sentimental. You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.” – Hades, Hercules

3. “Whoever holds the conch gets to speak.” – Ralph, Lord of the Flies

4. “Oh, I don’t think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.” – Robbie, The Wedding Singer

5. “They could have deserted. Thousands have. But these lads have not. They remain with me. And I, not you, General Gates, I command this army, and if I, a bumbling Virginia farmer, should decide to lead them into Hell, they will follow me into Hell.” – George Washington, The Crossing