1. “Great. Now you’ve gotten me kicked out of a funeral. Just add it to the list: kicked out of Petsmart, kicked out of Santa’s Village, kicked out of the Salvation Army…”  — “Dishonorably discharged!” – Gus and Shawn, Psych

2. “I’ve heard you help people with horse problems.” – ”Truth is, I help horses with people problems.” – Annie MacLean and Tom Booker, The Horse Whisperer

3. “I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room…”  –  “Mmh, that’s nice!”  –  “And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain.” –  Bob and Charlotte, Lost in Translation

4. “You know what they say, you’re either SWAT or you’re not.” – Hondo, S.W.A.T.

5. “It’s time we tried my latest invention, the Mind Manipulation-omatic. It extracts unwanted thoughts and desires. I haven’t tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that’s all.” – Wallace, Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit