1. “And when you charge, yell like furies!” – Stonewall Jackson, Gods & Generals

2. “I don’t want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we’re going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.” – Old Joe, Looper

3. “Don’t you get it, Waldo? She’s making a choice not to give you your lighter because you’ll torch the Self-Help library again.” – Kym, Rachel Getting Married

4. “I’m sorry I said anything about it now. I’ll try to find a more agreeable piece of news. [pause] Old Marjorie at the lodge is dead.” – Lord Cumnor, Wives and Daughters

5. “I tried to tell you, but no, no, no, you wouldn’t listen! Your traps just never work. And now look what you’ve done to your mother’s castle!” – Sir Hiss, Robin Hood