1. “Beware the Ides of March!” - Soothsayer, Julius Caesar

2. “I’m not crazy! My mother had me tested.” - Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

3. “There are three of them, and Alleline.” - George Smiley, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

4. “I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work so I called him at home and then he e-mailed me to my Blackberry and so I texted to his cell and then he e-mailed me to my home account and the whole thing just got out of control. And I miss the days when you had one phone number and one answering machine and that one answering machine has one cassette tape and that one cassette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn’t. And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.” - Mary, He’s Just Not That Into You