1. “Surely you can walk to the barn without that.” – “What?” – “The gun!” – “Oh, well, it balances me. One leg’s longer than the other. You know, the weight.” – Quirt and Penelope, Angel and the Badman

2. “Of course I love bananas, I’m a monkey! Don’t be ridiculous!” – Finley, Oz the Great and Powerful

3. “Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand – it’s everywhere, get used to it.” – Genie, Aladdin and the King of Thieves

4. “As you yourself agreed – they must adapt.” – “Must they adapt, sir, to the point of their own extermination?” – Henry Dawes and Charles Eastman, Bury my Heart at Wounded Knee