1. “I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream; that’s my nightmare.” - Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

2. “Later, in the Men’s Department, after discovering his long lost brothers, the jungle king was pleased to find he looked pretty good in Armani.” - Narrator, George of the Jungle

3. “Now, look, it’s like this, little britches. All you gotta do is…look for the bare necessities…” - Baloo, The Jungle Book (animated)

4. “Lipo Lipo–so nice, they named it twice.” - Guide, Jungle 2 Jungle

1. “I’ll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.” –  Sofia, Vanilla Sky

2. “I get something out of them. When I feel down, I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good, and food just makes me fatter, but shoes always fit.” - Rose, In Her Shoes

3. “What you’re needing more than a horse is a good dog.” — “Yes sir, but what I’m wanting most is a horse.” - Jim and Travis, Old Yeller

4. “I tend to think that there’s an element of music that cannot be captured. Life cannot be captured. Human heart cannot be captured. The moment of creation itself is fleeting.” - Parker, Hachi

1. “Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.” - Thaddeus Stevens, Lincoln

2. “It’s no joke, pal. People die in fairy tales all the time.” - Max Baer, Cinderella Man

3. “With just one more brain what a half-wit he’d be…” - Roxie Hart, Chicago

4. “Ten thousand dollars, Will. You don’t have to die for it.” - Maggie Stoneman, Iron Will

1. “ I was hoping not to get kidnapped. Or drugged. I was hoping you’d have hair. So it looks like none of our dreams are coming true at the moment!” - Sarah, Red

2. “Well, it may be Jenny’s house, but everything from the doorknobs down is mine!” - Georgette, Oliver & Company

3. “Far to the east, over ranges and rivers, lies a single solitary peak.” - Gandalf, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

4. “Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?”  –  ”The usual. Nouns, adverbs, adjective here and there.” - Eleanor and Palmer, Contact

5. “My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.” - Sid, Ice Age: Continental Drift

1. “I’m not afraid of heights. I’m just not wildly keen about them.” - Jack, Jack the Giant Slayer

2. “I’ve heard people talk about air like wine; now I know what they mean!” - Andrew, All Creatures Great and Small

3. “There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.” - Tucker, Tucker and Dale vs Evil

4. “It doesn’t matter. If my heart stopped beating, I’d still go riding today.” - Tolstoy, The Last Station

1. “So that’s the plan? You think your techie schoolboy friend can hack into my mainframe?” - Jack Stanfield, Firewall

2. “Do you ever feel like a chess piece yourself, in a game being played against your will?” - Victoria, The Young Victoria

3. “You barbaric piece of pulp fiction!” - Elinor, Inkheart

4. “Jack, I fear you have burdened me with a debt I can never fully repay.” — “Nonsense! Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.” - Dr. Maturin and Captain Aubrey, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

1. “Beware the Ides of March!” - Soothsayer, Julius Caesar

2. “I’m not crazy! My mother had me tested.” - Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

3. “There are three of them, and Alleline.” - George Smiley, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

4. “I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work so I called him at home and then he e-mailed me to my Blackberry and so I texted to his cell and then he e-mailed me to my home account and the whole thing just got out of control. And I miss the days when you had one phone number and one answering machine and that one answering machine has one cassette tape and that one cassette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn’t. And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.” - Mary, He’s Just Not That Into You

1. “Let me try to put this into perspective for you. The first Comte de Reynaud expelled all the radical Huguenots in this village. You and your truffles present a far lesser challenge.” - Comte de Reynaud, Chocolat

2. “How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?” — “Try the local sewer.” - Belloq and Indy, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

3. “You miss him… like a boyfriend… You miss your zombie boyfriend?” - Nora, Warm Bodies

4. “Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!” – Tyler Durden, Fight Club

First quiz of February!

1. “The tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder.” - Fantine, Les Miserables

2. “Oh, Barney, you really do wear your heart on your sleeve. Now put it away, it’s disgusting to look at.” - Clara, Barney’s Version

3. “Question one. Has anyone recently left any gifts outside your home? Anything. Gum, money, a large wooden horse?” - Professor Hilbert, Stranger Than Fiction

4. “I could say they lived happily ever after, but what’s the fun in that?” - Narrator, The Tale of Despereaux

5. “What is it that makes us human? It’s not something you can program. You can’t put it into a chip. It’s the strength of the human heart.” - Marcus, Terminator Salvation

1. “I promised the secrets of the universe, nothing more.”  - K, Men In Black III

2. “Your old man’s about to knock on the sky and listen to the sound.” – Kevin Flynn, TRON: Legacy

3. “They say he sold his soul to the Devil. If he did, I don’t know what he did with the money.” - Krook, Bleak House

4. “So, you boys on Facebook? I’ll poke you. Better yet, I’ll tweet you.”  — “Oh! Tweet us to dinner? Soitenly!” - Teddy and Curly, The Three Stooges