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Quote Quiz 9.14.13

1. “It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.”

2. “The last time I underestimated a puppy, I wound up in the pokey!”

3. “No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering ‘I’m a hamster, I’m a hamster.'”

4. “Of course I’m not crying, I’m British!”

Quote Quiz 8.23.13 – ANSWERS

I know it’s been a while since I last updated, but I did not fall off the face of the planet! It has been a busy summer, though, and I have failed to update as much as I should have. But here is a new quote quiz!

1. “Y’know what the Talmud says? When someone’s comin’ to kill ya, get up early, kill ’em first.” – ArtieWarehouse 13

2. “I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.” – Jane, Tarzan

3. “Trouble in paradise. 2 o’clock.”  –  “Wait, your 2 o’clock or my 2 o’clock?” – Dr. House and Dr. Wilson, House, MD

4. “Mary Elizabeth is a nice person underneath the parts of her that hate everybody.” – Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

5. “We synthesized a serum from his super blood. Tell me, are you feeling homicidal, power-mad, despotic?”  –  “No more than usual.” – Bones and Kirk, Star Trek: Into Darkness

Quote Quiz 6.29.13 – ANSWERS

1. “We’re not hit! We’re not hit! Stop side-seat driving!” – Steven Hiller, Independence Day

2. “A second flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I’d accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?” – John Adams, 1776

3. Shouldn’t we call for backup or something? – “Makes too much sense.” – Matt Farrell and John McClane, Live Free or Die Hard

4. “Aim small, miss small.” – Benjamin Martin, The Patriot

Quote Quiz 6.21.13 – ANSWERS

1. “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…” – Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

2. “If you don’t let me, I’ll never learn.” – “But if I let you, you might not live.” – Jane and Dan, Dan in Real Life

3. “If I’ve done wrong I’m dying for it.” – Cathy Linton, Wuthering Heights

4. “Now what you have to understand, Bobby, is that three bad shots and one good shot still make par. You see, golf is the game of recovery.” – Walter Hagen, Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius

Quote Quiz – 6.14.13 – ANSWERS

1. “Surely you can walk to the barn without that.” – “What?” – “The gun!” – “Oh, well, it balances me. One leg’s longer than the other. You know, the weight.” – Quirt and Penelope, Angel and the Badman

2. “Of course I love bananas, I’m a monkey! Don’t be ridiculous!” – Finley, Oz the Great and Powerful

3. “Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand – it’s everywhere, get used to it.” – Genie, Aladdin and the King of Thieves

4. “As you yourself agreed – they must adapt.” – “Must they adapt, sir, to the point of their own extermination?” – Henry Dawes and Charles Eastman, Bury my Heart at Wounded Knee

Quote Quiz 5.17.13 – ANSWERS

1. “I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream; that’s my nightmare.” – Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

2. “Later, in the Men’s Department, after discovering his long lost brothers, the jungle king was pleased to find he looked pretty good in Armani.” – Narrator, George of the Jungle

3. “Now, look, it’s like this, little britches. All you gotta do is…look for the bare necessities…” – Baloo, The Jungle Book (animated)

4. “Lipo Lipo–so nice, they named it twice.” – Guide, Jungle 2 Jungle

Quote Quiz – 5.3.13 – ANSWERS

1. “I’ll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.” –  Sofia, Vanilla Sky

2. “I get something out of them. When I feel down, I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good, and food just makes me fatter, but shoes always fit.” – Rose, In Her Shoes

3. “What you’re needing more than a horse is a good dog.” — “Yes sir, but what I’m wanting most is a horse.” – Jim and Travis, Old Yeller

4. “I tend to think that there’s an element of music that cannot be captured. Life cannot be captured. Human heart cannot be captured. The moment of creation itself is fleeting.” – Parker, Hachi

Quote Quiz – 4.27.13 – ANSWERS

1. “Trust? Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten that our chosen career is politics.” – Thaddeus Stevens, Lincoln

2. “It’s no joke, pal. People die in fairy tales all the time.” – Max Baer, Cinderella Man

3. “With just one more brain what a half-wit he’d be…” – Roxie Hart, Chicago

4. “Ten thousand dollars, Will. You don’t have to die for it.” – Maggie Stoneman, Iron Will

Quote Quiz – 4.5.13 – ANSWERS

1. ” I was hoping not to get kidnapped. Or drugged. I was hoping you’d have hair. So it looks like none of our dreams are coming true at the moment!” – Sarah, Red

2. “Well, it may be Jenny’s house, but everything from the doorknobs down is mine!” – Georgette, Oliver & Company

3. “Far to the east, over ranges and rivers, lies a single solitary peak.” – Gandalf, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

4. “Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?”  —  “The usual. Nouns, adverbs, adjective here and there.” – Eleanor and Palmer, Contact

5. “My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.” – Sid, Ice Age: Continental Drift

Quote Quiz – 3.22.13 – ANSWERS

1. “I’m not afraid of heights. I’m just not wildly keen about them.” – Jack, Jack the Giant Slayer

2. “I’ve heard people talk about air like wine; now I know what they mean!” – Andrew, All Creatures Great and Small

3. “There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.” – Tucker, Tucker and Dale vs Evil

4. “It doesn’t matter. If my heart stopped beating, I’d still go riding today.” – Tolstoy, The Last Station